Here is more inanity from the sump-pump of the interwebs! The series continues. Don’t forget to look at Part 1 and Part 2!
Ah, the old Viking strategy. “Come with us in this longboat and get ye some concubines.” “Arr, sounds good.”
4 of the regrets are the people touching her. The fifth is this picture.
“Manufacturers warning: KILLS blood pressure, not just reduces. May result in death, cessation of bodily function, passing beyond the veil. Consult your doctor to see if Arsenica is right for you.”
Multiply by 250,000. Easy.
Step 1: Kidnap UFC fighter.
Step 2: Euthanize UFC fighter.
Now you have the body of a UFC fighter!
Holy crap, that guy was thirty 100 feet ago.
No, but we’re great at causing headaches.